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Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names for 2022/23

Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names for 2022/23

ST. LOUIS, MO – MAY 08: Minnesota Wild goaltender Marc-Andre Fleury (29) passes the puck to a teammate during Round 1 game 4 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs between the Minnesota Wild and the St. Louis Blues on May 08, 2022, at the Enterprise Center in St. Louis, MO. (Photo by Rick Ulreich/Icon Sportswire)

It’s almost time. The long, cruel summer is finally over, and with bad weather on the way, it signals the best time of the year – the start of hockey season. Which also means the start of fantasy hockey season. To ensure you get off on the right foot in your league this year, here is an expertly curated list of the funniest fantasy hockey team names for the 2022/23 season (remember that ‘funniest’ is a relative term up for debate).

(I’m thinking of naming my team ‘Birdman, Baby Giraffe and Smokey Joel’, in honor of my favorite hockey podcast)

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Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names for 2022/23

The first stop on our journey is The Worldwide Leader, ESPN:

On your Markstrom

Marc-Andre McFleury

Taylor Kids in the Hall

Go Go Owen Power Rangers!

Super Marner-o Bros.

Red Wing Redemption

Grand Theft Otto

Nintendo Game Boyle 

Dansk Dansk Revolution

Tatar Hero

Phil Kessel Run

Kylo Benn

Los Angeles Liver Kings


Next up, For The Win:

Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names for 2022/23

NEW YORK, NY – MAY 28: Carolina Hurricanes center Vincent Trocheck (16) and Carolina Hurricanes center Sebastian Aho (20) set up in front of New York Rangers goaltender Igor Shesterkin (31) during Game 6 of round 2 of the Stanley Cup playoffs on May 28, 2022 at Madison Square Garden in New York, New York. NHL Metropolitan Division (Photo by Rich Graessle/Icon Sportswire)

D’yer Makar

Ranger Things

Killorn on the Cobb

Tkachucky Cheese

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Let’s check in with How They Play to see what they have to offer:

Dropping Klefboms

Bros Before Ahos

Dumba and Dumber

Hard to Yandle

Doughty Deeds

Rust Never Sleeps

Never Mind the Pulocks

The Ott Man Out

Staal In The Family

No Regretzkys

Crash Test Domi

Pekka Heads

Not Your Stepan Stone

Phaneuf Said

Ennis the Menace

Doan Bring Me Down

Oshie Can You See

Woo Letang Clan

Kane is Able

Big Doughty Kane

 


Finally, over to Dr. Odd to round out our list:

Live Long & Prospal

Soft Dump in the Corner

Straightouttaconklin

Puck it!

It Doesn’t Maatta

Getzlaf My Lawn

Kovalchuk Yourself

Canadien Tuxedo

Theoreo Mcfleury

Quinton Ain’t Parise

The Mighty Pucks

Shipping and Yandle-ing

Ride My Zamboni

Hockey Balboa

Phaneuf Z’nuff

This is gonna Hertl Ott

Gordie Howe Hat Tricks

Toothless Aggression

Hat Trick Swayze

No Regretzkys

Fleury of Semin

Nice Berubes

 

Whatever you end up deciding to name your team, best of luck this upcoming season. Unless you are in my league, in which case I wish you nothing but misery.

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