The 2026 NFL team preview series on The Stephie Smalls Show starts in the most emotionally responsible place possible: with a Miami Dolphins fan staring directly into the football abyss.
Comedian and Dolphins superfan Brad Allred joins Stephie Smalls to break down Miami’s upcoming season, and the vibe is less “Fins Up” and more “please keep your hands inside the rebuild at all times.” After a seven-win season that somehow included a 1-7 start and a late rally, the Dolphins enter 2026 looking stripped down, unstable, and potentially very profitable if you enjoy betting on sadness.
Stephie and Brad dig into the Dolphins win total, which sits around 4.5, and both struggle to find five wins on the schedule. That leads to some especially bleak but interesting futures talk, including Miami to finish fourth in the AFC East, worst regular season record, fewest points scored, and Stephie’s favorite angle: Dolphins as the last winless team.
But it is not all doom, even if the doom has excellent cardio. The fantasy football section finds real value in the wreckage. De’Von Achane gets the strongest endorsement as a potential top-10 fantasy running back thanks to his rushing and pass-catching role. Malik Willis gets attention as a best ball and dynasty dart because of his rushing upside. Greg Dulcich also pops up as a late tight end value if the Dolphins offense is forced into short, survival-mode passing.
Brad brings the fan pain, Stephie brings the betting angles, and together they turn a rough Miami season preview into something useful, funny, and possibly cashable. The Dolphins may not be good, but this episode makes the misery searchable.
