Alright… this one got away from us in the best possible way.
We started with NBA playoff blowouts (shocking: they were awful), somehow immediately pivoted into uterus talk, and before I knew it, we were deep into a full-blown rant about 420 being a holiday for amateurs who can’t handle their gummies. So yes — very normal, very structured start to the show.
Then things really heated up.
I went off on NFL teams “refreshing” uniforms like we wouldn’t notice they just changed one stripe and called it innovation. I also introduced what I believe should be a universal rule: if you and your partner are fighting in public, just break up. Right there. In front of everyone. Save the rest of us.
But the heart of this episode? The Giants. Oh boy.
One question about the Dexter Lawrence trade turned into me unloading everything — his weight, the contract, the return, the state of the team, and how impossible it is to talk about the Giants without everyone completely losing their minds. It’s actually impressive how fast Giants Twitter can spiral. Honestly, respect.
We also hit NFL Draft chaos, trade rumors, Cardinals decisions, Rams lurking, and why I’m emotionally preparing for something ridiculous to happen. Plus: golf takes (Spieth hive stand up), custom sports card ideas, and a little existential reflection on why I keep defending players everyone else has abandoned.
So yeah… it’s Ask Smalls Anything.
Which basically means we start with sports, detour into nonsense, argue about everything, and somehow land back on football like nothing happened.
