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Funny Fantasy Hockey Team Names 2021

Funny Fantasy Hockey Team Names 2021

Just like that, a fresh NHL season is upon us. This means you have to hurry and get a killer fantasy hockey team drafted. We’ve got you covered there with our Fantasy Hockey Rankings 2021-22 – Custom Printable Cheat Sheet for Drafts. But, more importantly than that, you need to make sure you have a killer fantasy hockey team name. Fret not – we’ve got you covered there as well with our Funny Fantasy Hockey Team Names for this season. Read on!

First, one from one of our Twitter #degens:

 

Now over to the World Wide Leader, ESPN, for some of their recommendations:

Shut your 5 hole

Kraken a cold one

Maple Leaves after 1st rd

Extra strength Antti Laaksonen

McJesus

Gordie Howe will I win

John LeClair’s Eclairs

That’s Gotta Be (Patrick) Kane!

Landeskog in the wheel

 

Let’s check out the list at  How They Play:

Dropping Klefboms

Dzingel Berries

Drunk Dahlin

Bros Before Ahoswq

Dumba and Dumber

Hard to Yandle

Doughty Deeds

Rust Never Sleeps

Never Mind the Pulocks

D’yer Makar

Hellebuyck Girl

Raanta and Rave

Marchand Band

Staal Tactics

Weiss Guys

Samsonov and Delilah

Benn There Doan That

Little Pionk Houses

Antti-Matter

Doan and Out

Flippula You Off

Nikitin Fit

Glass of Marleau

The Ott Man Out

Carle of the Wild

Staal In The Family

No Regretzkys

Crash Test Domi

Parenteau Guidance

I’m Bettman

Ennis the Menace

 

Finally, let’s check-in at Sports Feel Good Stories to see what they have to offer:

Ranger Things

The Crosby Show

Pardy Like a Rock Star

Don’tCryForMeJanHrdina

Phaneuf Said

100% Chance of Fleury

Crosby Stalls and Nash

Waiting For Gaudreau

Hockey Balboa

Two Minutes for a Bad Name

Run DMSteen

The Luongo Shot

Doughty Little Secret

Hull & Oates

Moves Like Jagrt

Backes Door Bangers

 

Whatever funny fantasy hockey team name you end up using, best of luck this season!

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Jeff Fox is the evil genius behind www.mma-manifesto.com. His work has also appeared in SLAM, Athlon Sports, FIGHT! & Fighters Only magazines, SI.com, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, and many other fine establishments across the globe.

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