I love Super Bowl week because it’s the one time of year where everyone suddenly becomes a betting expert. Your cousin who bets once a year? Locked in. Your friend who doesn’t know what a nickel defense is? Confidently firing props. And honestly? Respect.
On this episode of the show, I brought on CJ Sullivan from SGPN’s Bottom Line Bombs, which means we immediately got into the weeds in the best way possible. We talked Seahawks vs Patriots, and yes, I’m still very comfortable leaning into Seattle’s defense. I know, I know — Sam Darnold discourse makes people emotional. But we’re adults here, and adults can admit that rushing attempts and sneaky mobility props matter in a Super Bowl.
We dug into player props I genuinely like, including Sam Darnold rushing angles, DeMarcus Lawrence sack upside, and why defensive MVP longshots are the kind of bets that make you feel brilliant and unhinged at the same time. On the receiving side, we talked Rashid Shaheed, Kenneth Walker, and how short-area usage can quietly cash tickets while everyone else is sweating bomb shots downfield.
Then we flipped to the Patriots side, where tight ends decided to become relevant again. Austin Hooper props made their way onto my card — yardage, longest reception, and yes, the anytime touchdown sprinkle that makes you yell “WHY NOT” right before clicking confirm.
And then… Producer Ryan McKee showed up.
Extra Holes returned, and with it came novelty bets that make Super Bowl parties better: Bad Bunny halftime props you can actually wager on, Puppy Bowl touchdowns, Gatorade color trends, and the kind of bets that don’t make you smarter but do make the game more fun.
This episode is basically your guide to betting the Super Bowl without pretending you’re a professional gambler — solid analysis, good laughs, and just enough nonsense to keep things interesting. If you’re building a card, a prop sheet, or just trying to sound informed at a watch party, we’ve got you covered.
