The leaves are starting to change colors and fall. The kids are back in school. The air is getting crisp. That means hockey is right around the corner, which means that fantasy hockey season starts now. And we’ve got your most important decision handled – what to call your team. Here are the funniest fantasy hockey team names for 2024.
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Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names For 2024
We’ll look no further than The Worldwide Leader to start our journey for the best fantasy hockey team names:
Brutus LaBarbera Beefcake
Dale Hunter Hearst Helmsley
OppenReimer
RuhwedelJuice RuhwedelJuice
Only Kurvers In The Building
Very Demers, Very Mindful
Kendrick Lamundqvist
Drop It Like It’s Trotz
Scrambled Greg McKeggs
Hamburglar And Fries
Next, let’s turn to The Oil Rig and see what they have to offer:
Lindholm Alone
No Swayman
Drowning my Saros
Bratt Summer
Blackhawk Tuah
I Don’t Give a Puck
None of those do the trick for you? Ok, let’s check out the aptly named Team Names dot com:
Goal Diggers
Iceholes
Ok, not the greatest list over there. Finally, we’ll move to the not aptly named Hub Pages, which promise us “funny and clever fantasy hockey team names”:
Dzingel Berries
Bros Before Ahos
Hard to Yandle
Doughty Deeds
Never Mind the Pulocks
Marchand Band
Staal Tactics
Benn There Doan That
Flippula You Off
The Ott Man Out
Glass of Marleau
Carle of the Wild
Boll Movement
In It To Winnik
Staal In The Family
No Regretzkys
Gudas Gold
Crash Test Domi
Eichel Tower
It Doesn’t Maatta
Pekka Heads
Up and Etem
Smokin’ Budaj
I’m Bettman
Stastny & Hutch
Ranger Things
Doan Bring Me Down
Giroux Your Own Way
Oshie Can You See
Back That Asham Up
Woo Letang Clan
Best of luck this season, regardless of your team name!
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