It’s almost the best time of the year – fantasy football season. There is no better way to kick off the season than by picking your perfect team name from our list 80+ list of funny fantasy football names for 2021.
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First, we turn to SGPN boss, professional comedian, and Philadelphia Eagles fan (so he knows funny), Sean Green:
Jimmy Gesus This Guy Sucks Play Trey Lance
Dak Does Crack
Jalen Hurts So Good
Born-Again Christian McCaffrey
My Ball Zach Ertz
Next, some from our #degensonly followers on Twitter:
Endangered Kneecaps
— Paul Erickson (@paulipoodle) August 11, 2021
My other teams are
Campbell's House of Hamstrings &
Chest Punch Daycare pic.twitter.com/dTsATQjtAc— DegeneriC (@TheGutBrain) August 11, 2021
One, you’re like a dream come true. Tua, just wanna be with you. Little Brian McKnight vibes for 2021.
— Evan Watkins (@WatkinsEvan) August 11, 2021
Pink Soxx
— Ken Kaniff from Connecticut (@deanhoag208) August 11, 2021
Low Fives With Kraft, Krafty Massages, Handies With Kraft
— B Forrester (@brforrester49) August 11, 2021
The Capitol Stormtroopers
— Scott Bowser (@scott_bowser) August 11, 2021
Kyler’s Killer Lemonade pic.twitter.com/vKvqG9Spek
— Jake Paquin (@jakepaquin) August 12, 2021
Orchids of Asia pic.twitter.com/tiEbQGuwyu
— BonesKnows (@BonesKnows4) August 11, 2021
Poseidon’s Kiss. Picture for visualization if you are sure what Poseidon’s kiss is. pic.twitter.com/ci3vpzNIqc
— Andrew Raub (@araub23) August 11, 2021
You should Touchdown there.
Please don’t touch kittle kids Hot Chubb Time Machine.— Andrew Raub (@araub23) August 11, 2021
Okay, last one…
How about….The Kissing Lips of Tom Brady & Son Football Team
— Stud Manly (@Stud_Manly) August 11, 2021
— Marc (@MeltzVegas) August 11, 2021
How about…
"The Last Time My Father And I Hugged Was When Michael Irvin Got Injured Football Team"— Stud Manly (@Stud_Manly) August 11, 2021
Jizzed in my Fants (Noah Fant)
— JB (@JB3_FireHowie) August 11, 2021
Dreaming To Be a Back-Up Tight End for The Philadelphia Eagles
— Stud Manly (@Stud_Manly) August 11, 2021
How about…
The Me So Horny Robert Kraft Football Team
— Stud Manly (@Stud_Manly) August 11, 2021
I have two teams.
TPOS
Chik Fellatio— HornyGoatWeed (@OverGoat1) August 11, 2021
Kraft's Cheesy Hanjoberoni
— matt, but at home (@mtthffmn) August 11, 2021
Tua Window Tua Wall
— Andrew Raub (@araub23) August 11, 2021
TFB pic.twitter.com/1Rf1gvS2mC
— Ed (@GaleForce_82) August 11, 2021
OJs Parole Board
— Andrew Raub (@araub23) August 11, 2021
Forth and bowl420
— John Seaver (@Coach_Seaver) August 12, 2021
Jared Goff for MVP
— Danny Locks (@Dan_O_Mack) August 12, 2021
Born Tua Be Wild
— ItsMeTrevis (@ItsMeTrevis) August 11, 2021
Open the Chubbs
— Tomás (@HellTomasso) August 11, 2021
Waddleburger
— ItsMeTrevis (@ItsMeTrevis) August 11, 2021
Ertz Wentz I Pee
— Kyle Birk (@BirkyB11) August 11, 2021
MeNajee Tua
— B Forrester (@brforrester49) August 12, 2021
Now let’s hope over to Athlon Sports:
Lamarvel Cinematic Universe
It’s Always Darkest Before Deshaun
Zeke and Destroy
Here’s My Number, So Call Me Brady
Hooked on a Thielen
Davante’s Inferno
Aaron it Out
Lights, Kamara, Action
Tua Legit Tua Quit
Can You Diggs It?
Le’Veon a Prayer
Bad JuJu
Ladies and Edelman
Mr. Rodgers’ Neighborhood
Turn Your Head and Goff
Quon Solo
Gronkey Kong
Acute Gronkitis
Dak to the Future
Little Red Fournette
Unsolicited Dak Pics
Yippee Ki Yay Justin Tucker
My TE Ertz When Eifert
Runs Like a Gurley
Multiple Goregasms
Brady Gaga
Boy Named Suh
Show Me Your TDs
80% Mental, 40% Physical
Let’s pop over to the Pro Football Network to see what they have to offer:
Brady Antebellum
Kmet the Frog
Murray Up and Draft
Don’t You Fournette About Me
No Punt Intended
Tua Point Conversion
My Boss Thinks I am Working
Quaranteam
Washington Fantasy Football Team
Fant-asy Team
Bateman Begins
Tua Be or Not Tua Be
Super Kamario
Lambeau Calrissian
The Big Gronkowski
Everyday I’m Russelin
Baby Chark
Post Mahomes
Finally, Fantasy Jocks hit us with your best shot:
AB Pisses Sitting Down
AutopickDynasty
BackfieldPenetration
Big TDs Win
Cheesus Christ
Chui-Tang Clan
Dumpster Fire
Get Mitch or Die Tryin
Gurleys Gone Wild
Hate to CTE it
JOE BUCK YOURSELF
SAQUON THESE
Saved by Le’Bell
This Team Sucks
Best of luck this season – hutt hutt!
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