We figured it was time to update our list from 2015. Here they are X funny fantasy football names.
Kirk “Marries First” Cousins
Christian “Mingle” McCaffrey
God Hates Jags
My Ball Ertz I Should Really See A Doctor This Is A Warning Sign For Testicular Cancer
Who Farted? It Zeeks In Here
Who dey and the blowfish
— Doc Toboggan (@crashdoyen) August 7, 2017
Wentzylvania
Kareem Hunt For Red October
Too Many Dalvin Cooks In The Kitchen
O.J. “I Swear I’m Not Going To Murder Anyone” Howard
Just my Luck, dude where’s my Carr, I wentz there. Hahaha
— louie (@ThatDudeLouie88) August 7, 2017
Jared Goff Clap
Pour A Matt Forte Out For The Fallen Homies
Two In The Pink One In The Linc
Todd Gurley Gone Wild
Donald JayAjayi Trump
— Steve Miller-Miller (@millertwice) August 7, 2017
Wentz In A Lifetime
Jeff Saturday Is For The Boys
Total Jag Offs
Sproles Survivor
Sex Cauldron. I don’t do puns.
— Ryan Conner (@rccomedy) August 7, 2017
Suh For The Money
I Hope That’s Hair Gel And Not Jacquizz
Ziggy “Trying To Find The” Hood
Up In The Cutler
It’s A Me Marcus Mariota
Ron Mexico, Bubba’s Franks in the Jacuzz, Adrian Beatizson.
— todd (@pokergod420) August 7, 2017
Brady And The Tramp
Gronk You Like A Hurricane
Lucky “Popping” Whiteheads
Rex Machines
Driving Chris Henry
— Wally Brennan (@wbrennan52) August 7, 2017
Beauty And The Beast Mode
Jerry Jonesing For Some Hot Dudes
Don’t Catch Thielens
Chicks Diggs The Long Ball
Chris Long Cox
Uncle Luke Kuechly
David Has A Goliath Johnson
The Jordy Nelson Works In Mysterious Ways
Le’Veon’s Hells Bells
Dez Nuts