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51 Funny Fantasy Football Names For 2017


We figured it was time to update our list from 2015. Here they are X funny fantasy football names.

Kirk “Marries First” Cousins

Christian “Mingle” McCaffrey

God Hates Jags

My Ball Ertz I Should Really See A Doctor This Is A Warning Sign For Testicular Cancer

Who Farted? It Zeeks In Here


LeGarrette “Philly” Blounts

Kareem Hunt For Red October

Too Many Dalvin Cooks In The Kitchen

O.J. “I Swear I’m Not Going To Murder Anyone” Howard

Jared Goff Clap

Pour A Matt Forte Out For The Fallen Homies

Two In The Pink One In The Linc

Todd Gurley Gone Wild

Mike Vick In A Box

Wentz In A Lifetime

Dix Out For Harambe

Jeff Saturday Is For The Boys

Total Jag Offs

Sproles Survivor

Suh For The Money

I Hope That’s Hair Gel And Not Jacquizz

Ziggy “Trying To Find The” Hood

Up In The Cutler

It’s A Me Marcus Mariota

In A Van Down By The Rivers

Brady And The Tramp

Gronk You Like A Hurricane

Lucky “Popping” Whiteheads

Rex Machines

Beauty And The Beast Mode

Jerry Jonesing For Some Hot Dudes

Dakstreet Boys

Don’t Catch Thielens

Chicks Diggs The Long Ball

Chris Long Cox

Uncle Luke Kuechly

David Has A Goliath Johnson

The Jordy Nelson Works In Mysterious Ways

Le’Veon’s Hells Bells

Dez Nuts

Sean Green is co-host of The Sports Gambling Podcast. When he isn't giving out his free NFL picks, he works as a stand up comedian, writer and producer. He's currently the head writer and supervising producer on "Ridiculousness" but has also written for Crashletes (Nickelodeon), SFTHF (Full Screen) and Guy Code (MTV Digital). Sean also hosts his own late night sports talk show "Sean's Sports Show".

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