Are you ready for some football?! Are you ready for some fantasy football?!
Having trouble deciding what to name your team? Well, stay away from Heynong Man – it’s mine and I’m not giving it up.
So are these other funny fantasy football names, but since they aren’t mine feel free to steal them.
First, from our lovely, demented fans:
Kickin’ it with Kareem!
— Brian Pokorny (@bpoke54) August 30, 2019
Jason Garrett’s Got the Clap
— John McDevitt (@YungRaZa98) August 29, 2019
Luck My Life
— TheSidewalkBandit (@SideWalkBandit) August 29, 2019
Adrian Beaterson. Until he retires
— Kyle (@KyleVikings10) August 30, 2019
https://twitter.com/SharpFades/status/1167254017761845248
A whole Heap of Breaston Bush(breast and bush) circa 2012
— ORANGE BILL (@orangebill2020) August 29, 2019
Twatwaffles
— todd (@pokergod420) August 29, 2019
SuckMyDitka
— Scott (@CoolerIfYaDid) August 29, 2019
Running “Two Gurleys, One Kupp” back this year
— Andrew (@andrewculpeper) August 29, 2019
Pig ol Benis
— KeithinKS (@WichitaKeith316) August 29, 2019
Jerry Jones'n for a Championship
— Pavel Vorobets (@pvorobets21) August 29, 2019
Hangin’ with Epstein
— Billy Katzmar (@BillyKatzmar) August 29, 2019
Pen15
— Fatness Everdeen (@FatKid62) August 29, 2019
Nick’s Chubb
— nasty Nicolae (@a_tigerrr) August 29, 2019
All in on Darnold Trump
— Dré Swanks (@DreSwanks) August 29, 2019
Show me your TD’s!
— Ryan Hamilton (@porkchop98us) August 29, 2019
Hot Chubb Time Machine
Def In Bush— Jon (@gotfz1) August 30, 2019
I’ve been Prinky Wenis for years now
— Andrew Johnson (@andr3wjohnson89) August 29, 2019
Kamara Sutra
— DinoF (@DinoFarrell) August 29, 2019
Double FLEXN on yah pussy
— Your Lunch Money (@yourlunchmoney) August 30, 2019
Now, some good ones from the delightful cesspool called Reddit:
KareemPies
Zeke-a Virus
Saquon Deez Nutz
Tittsburg Feelers
TD’s Give Me A Chubb
My Zach Ertz
N’Keal Harry Potter
And some from the good people over at Athlon Sports:
Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt
Country Road, Take Mahomes
Mahomes Alone
Guns & Rosen
Golden Tate Warriors
My Team Suggs
Dak to the Future
Turn Your Head and Goff
PokeMoncrief
Little Red Fournette
Le’Veon a Prayer
You Down With JPP?
Drake’s New Favorite Team
Rudolph Redzone Reindeer
Boy Named Suh
Some highlights from FanDuel‘s list:
From Wentz You Came
Zeke and Destroy
Bend it Like Beckham Jr.
The Truth Ertz
Oh Saquon You See
Golden Tate Warriors
Forgetting Brandon Marshall
Hooked on a Thielen
Kerryon My Wayward Son
Murray Up Offense
DeShaun of the Dead
Knockin’ on Evans’ Door
Le’Veon La Vida Loca
It’s Too Late to Say Amari
Shake it Goff
Pop, Drop and Lockett
Hot Chubb Time Machine
Sports Feel Good Stories has an all Alvin Kamara list:
Smile, You’re on Candid Kamara
My Fellow Kamaracans
Super Kamario!
Lights, Kamara, Action!
Instant Kamara
Kamara Police
Kamara Shy
Toyota Kamara
Some more randos
Psycho Kyler, Qu’est-ce que c’est
Lenny Bruce Arians
Oops I shit my Fant
Rub my Chubb
Turn your head and Goff
Antonio Brown Eye
Dante Penis
Grandma got run over by Kyle Rudolph
N’Keal’s Harry Bush
DJ Moore lube, please
Our side editor produced this video with Rob Riggle last season:
