Are you ready for some football?! Are you ready for some fantasy football?!
Having trouble deciding what to name your team? Well, stay away from Heynong Man – it’s mine and I’m not giving it up.
So are these other funny fantasy football names, but since they aren’t mine feel free to steal them.
First, from our lovely, demented fans:
https://twitter.com/SideWalkBandit/status/1167163096990924801
https://twitter.com/andrewculpeper/status/1167185064523960320
https://twitter.com/pvorobets21/status/1167201526470758400
https://twitter.com/a_tigerrr/status/1167206335957438464
https://twitter.com/gotfz1/status/1167232254742908929
Now, some good ones from the delightful cesspool called Reddit:
KareemPies
Zeke-a Virus
Saquon Deez Nutz
Tittsburg Feelers
TD’s Give Me A Chubb
My Zach Ertz
N’Keal Harry Potter
And some from the good people over at Athlon Sports:
Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt
Country Road, Take Mahomes
Mahomes Alone
Guns & Rosen
Golden Tate Warriors
My Team Suggs
Dak to the Future
Turn Your Head and Goff
PokeMoncrief
Little Red Fournette
Le’Veon a Prayer
You Down With JPP?
Drake’s New Favorite Team
Rudolph Redzone Reindeer
Boy Named Suh
Some highlights from FanDuel‘s list:
From Wentz You Came
Zeke and Destroy
Bend it Like Beckham Jr.
The Truth Ertz
Oh Saquon You See
Golden Tate Warriors
Forgetting Brandon Marshall
Hooked on a Thielen
Kerryon My Wayward Son
Murray Up Offense
DeShaun of the Dead
Knockin’ on Evans’ Door
Le’Veon La Vida Loca
It’s Too Late to Say Amari
Shake it Goff
Pop, Drop and Lockett
Hot Chubb Time Machine
Sports Feel Good Stories has an all Alvin Kamara list:
Smile, You’re on Candid Kamara
My Fellow Kamaracans
Super Kamario!
Lights, Kamara, Action!
Instant Kamara
Kamara Police
Kamara Shy
Toyota Kamara
Some more randos
Psycho Kyler, Qu’est-ce que c’est
Lenny Bruce Arians
Oops I shit my Fant
Rub my Chubb
Turn your head and Goff
Antonio Brown Eye
Dante Penis
Grandma got run over by Kyle Rudolph
N’Keal’s Harry Bush
DJ Moore lube, please
