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54 Reasons Why The San Francisco 49ers Will Win Super Bowl 54

54 Reasons Why The San Francisco 49ers Will Win Super Bowl 54

Super Bowl time is here again!  Rejoice, rejoice!!

Here’s 54 reasons why the San Francisco 49ers will win Super Bowl LIV.

1) Surprise – their offense is actually superior

29.9 points/game vs 28.2 for the Chiefs.

2) Their defense is pretty awesome too

They only allowed two more points this season than the Chiefs – that’s nothing.

3) Killer running game

Second best ground game in the league vs 23rd best for the Chiefs. If they can get out to a quick lead, they can eat up the clock.

4) Screw the oddsmakers

What’s 1.5 points anyhow?!

5) The Chiefs are racist

Chiefs for your name?! The “arrowhead chop”?! Cultural appropriation at its finest.

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6) Jimmy Garoppolo pulls porn stars

Just like the president!

7) San Francisco is a better city

Where would you rather live, San Francisco or Kansas City? Case closed.

8) Screw flyover country

The coast are the most, right?

9) History

The 49ers are perennial Super Bowl winners. The Chiefs are not.

10) Sacks

49ers are 5th best in the league in sacks – they’re going to be getting after Patrick Mahomes.

11) Screw Richard Christy

It’ll fun to make him cry.

12) Home field advantage

There are surely more 49er fans in this world than Chief fans, right? Should be more San Fran supporters in Hard Rock Stadium then.

13) Well roundedness

Dominant defense, very good offense.

14) 6-2 ATS

The Niners have done well against the spread recently, and the spread here is only 1.5 points, so beating the spread would probably mean winning the game.

15) Jimmy G is pretty good too

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While Mahomes gets all the ink, Jimmy G had himself a solid year also, throwing twice as many touchdowns than interceptions.

16) Three headed running monster

In Raheem Mostert, Tevin Coleman and Matt Breida the 49ers have three runners who all outgained any player on the Chiefs.

17) George Kittle

They may be known as a running team, but don’t sleep on receiver Kittle, who went for over 1000 yards this season.

18) Blowouts

SF were second best in the league in scoring margin, outscoring teams by an average of 11.3 points. Get a big lead on Sunday and make KC play risky catchup ball.

19) The Golden Gate Bridge

The GG Bridge is iconic. What does KC have that’s iconic?!

20) The Gold Rush

The 49ers are named after the famed gold rush of 1849. Bodes well for this year’s rush for the gold (even if the Lombardi trophy is completely made of silver – close enough).

21) #2 in points per play in league

So what if KC is #1?!

22) #2 in opponent’s yards per game

They only gave up 278.6 yards per game, which will come in handy against Mahomes and co.

23) Rushing, rushing, rushing

Yes, we already mentioned they’re good on the ground – now some stats – #1 in rushing TDs/game, #2 in rushing yards/game.

24) Passing defense

Best in the league in opponent’s yards/pass, best in league in opponent’s passing yards/game.

25) Thieves

Fourth best in NFL in takeaways/game.

26) Twin sack monsters

In Nick Bosa and Arik Armstead the 49ers have two top ten sack machines.

27) The Mouth of the West

Don’t forget about the air raiders – Richard Sherman ranked in the top five in interceptions.

28) Kyle Shanahan’s play calling

Bold play calls by Shanahan got them this far.

29) Jimmy G revenge tour

Take that Patriots! Time for Jimmy to come out from Brady’s shadow.

30) Raheem Mostert revenge tour

Raheem versus the world!!

31) Kyle Shanahan revenge tour

Get that Atlanta Super Bowl gaffe back.

32) George Kittle is the new Gronk

Hopefully he doesn’t damage the Lombardi though.

Now some nuggets from the bosses on our podcast gambling preview for the 49ers:

33) Jimmy G has a 84.0 QBR in 4th quarter in game’s with one possession – best in NFL

34) Jimmy G – 115.7 passer rating while trailing – best in NFL

35) Jimmy G – 60% completion on passes over 15 yards – best in NFL

36) Jimmy G might be a “game managing” QB, but that means he’s winning games

37) Chiefs won’t be able to stop their running game

38) Jimmy G lead NFL in EPA and success rate when targeting TE and slot receivers

39) Dominant pass rush that the Chief’s offensive line will have trouble containing

40) Officials swallow the whistle in the Super Bowl, and the Niners are physical on D

41) George Kittle’s pregame ritual (have to listen to the podcast to hear it – pretty wild)

42) Jimmy G allegedly has a waiver form for his women, like Derek Jeter (hey, Jeter won plenty of titles rolling with that)

43) Niners are fast starters, Chiefs are slow

44) Chiefs defense is weak through the slot

45) Their special guest predicts a Niners win (so what if he’s a homer)

46) Tevin Coleman looks healthy enough to play on Sunday

47) to 54) Huey Lewis, E-40, Andy Samberg, Dana Carvey, Rob Schneider, Jennifer Garner, Danny Glover

These, among many others, are celebrity fans of the Niners. And celebrities only want to be associated with winners, so the 49ers have to win. Right?!

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Jeff Fox is the evil genius behind www.mma-manifesto.com. His work has also appeared in SLAM, Athlon Sports, FIGHT! & Fighters Only magazines, SI.com, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, and many other fine establishments across the globe.

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