NFL Week 8 arrives with player props, five Circa Millions picks, and three people bravely pretending the NFL makes sense.
Stephie Smalls opens with Adam Rosenberg of The Propcast, who describes his Eagles as a team with “no heart” and not much talent. Philadelphia hasn’t been dragged this efficiently since the Liberty Bell cracked. Adam likes Matthew Stafford to throw an interception, Rhamondre Stevenson to catch passes, Michael Penix to stay under his passing total, and Bo Nix to go over his. Smalls counters with Travis Kelce, Stefon Diggs, and Zay Flowers props, because apparently the sportsbook hasn’t suffered enough.
Then Producer Ryan arrives with his latest Big Whitey Bet: Justin Herbert to throw two or more interceptions at +330. In the same Rams-Chargers matchup where Adam wants Stafford picked off, the quarterbacks are being nominated for a group rate on therapy.
The Circa Millions card features Browns +3.5, Titans +12.5, Chiefs -1.5, Bears +3, and Falcons +2.5. Naturally, Adam likes Denver while Ryan backs Kansas City. One of them will be unbearable on Monday.
There’s also Kyle Pitts longshot talk, Arizona-Dallas angst, and a rare moment of maturity: Smalls and Ryan decide they’re too emotionally invested in the Cardinals-Cowboys game to bet it. In gambling circles, this is known as “a medical breakthrough.”
Adam also finds time to feud with Spotify commenters, proving even a profitable betting podcast cannot outrun the internet’s most confident unemployed men.
Come for the picks. Stay for the spite.
