Stephie Smalls is making gumbo, Ryan is investigating the romantic possibilities of paddleboard yoga, and the NFC East apparently requires adult supervision. Welcome to Ask Smalls Anything, where a football question can arrive wearing an apron.
First, the gumbo. Stephie wants hers spicy enough to justify making an entire pot for herself. Ryan proposes a cooking competition judged by appearance, which feels like a deeply flawed system until you remember nobody wants to mail shrimp.
Then comes yoga court. The charges: ignoring the instructor, performing unsolicited headstands, and breathing like everyone else paid admission to your personal exorcism. Ryan went looking for inner peace and accidentally found several new people to resent. Stephie understands completely.
Over on Twitter, strangers have appointed themselves authorities on where Stephie lives. She says Chelsea. They say Jersey. Apparently, having access to her own apartment is insufficient evidence.
Eventually, football enters the chat. Stephie weighs the Giants’ division chances, questions the devotion surrounding J.J. McCarthy, and considers an NFC East that looks less like a championship race and more like four people arguing over the last functioning shopping cart.
There are listener questions, Eagles complaints, running back debates, and a brief reminder that Jayson Tatum can ruin your evening without ever meeting you.
Chewy also checks in to announce that the glow-up seems to be going well. Stephie recognizes its potential as an Instagram caption.
Come for the Giants optimism. Stay for the yoga grievances. Bring cornbread. Nobody has established the gumbo judging criteria yet.
