Welcome back to Ask Smalls Anything, the part of the Stephie Smalls Show where fans get to ask me whatever they want and Producer Ryan McKee sits there encouraging the nonsense like a responsible adult who has fully given up.
Episode 10 started with both of us being extremely tired, which honestly feels like the correct emotional setting for answering fan questions. I had just entered my “movie girl” era after seeing Project Hail Mary, Ryan had a joke about naming a Canadian goose “Ryan Gosling,” and from there we were already legally too far gone.
This week’s questions covered everything from terrifying horseback riding stories to whether Jalen Hurts is still a top 10 quarterback. I tried to be fair, but I also enjoy not receiving death threats from Eagles fans, so let’s just say Philly might be entering a spiritually confusing sports era.
We also talked about Gen Alpha finger clapping, “clock it,” Millennials, Gen Z, and the arrival of Gen Beta, which feels rude. Why are we naming babies beta? They just got here. Let them ruin society at their own pace.
Then came the skincare question, which made me feel like an influencer for twelve beautiful seconds. For the record: cleanser, vitamin C, moisturizer, SPF, retinol, and Botox twice a year. Simple. Elegant. Mostly purchased online at midnight.
Of course, we also had to get into the Mike Vrabel and Diana Russini rumors, because apparently sports drama now comes with yacht photos, pregnancy theories, and enough timeline analysis to qualify for a federal task force.
Plus: mustard on shaved ice, the University of Arizona, PGA Championship week, Ryan’s dog Frida, and my dad once getting wrongly accused of mooning old ladies.
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