I said “Ask Smalls Anything”… and you guys really heard anything.
This week, Producer Ryan McKee and I covered a little bit of sports… and a whole lot of everything else. We started strong with important life debates like: how many people is too many for a bachelor party? (answer: if it feels like a music festival, it’s wrong) and whether the Irish goodbye is rude or just elite time management.
Then things spiraled. Fast.
We got into some real stuff too—like the difference between sports trash talk and people just being straight up weird online. (Hint: if you’re sending death threats over a game… go outside.)
And then came your questions. You guys are unhinged in the best way.
Some highlights:
- What are the Lakers’ chances in the playoffs?
- String cheese or mozzarella sticks?
- If you got rich gambling, would you go public or disappear?
- And of course… how do I turn my wife on? (we went full therapy mode for that one)
Somewhere in there we also decided 2026 feels like 2016 again… and ended on a conspiracy theory involving eyelashes and possible witchcraft.
Honestly, I don’t even know how we got there.
