If you ever needed proof that NFL coverage has officially turned into group therapy for middle-aged men, this week’s episode of Weekend Dads & Duds is it.
We kicked things off recapping Week 9 — a fever dream of blown fourth downs, underwhelming MVP candidates, and Joe Flacco turning into the patron saint of orthopedic back pillows. CJ Sullivan dubbed him The Ultimate Dad, which honestly feels right. The man threw for 470 yards and four touchdowns like he was fueled by Aleve, Costco trail mix, and decades of repressed emotion.
But the moment of the show came when CJ reminded me of Flacco’s confession: that the best feeling in the world is eating alone at a bar. No wife, no kids, no chaos — just him, a chicken sandwich, and three beers. Apparently, that’s nirvana. Every dad listening collectively whispered, “He gets it.” Every mom listening collectively whispered, “Of course he does.”
We also squeezed in some actual football talk (you’re welcome). Week 10 lines are spicy — Bears-Giants is a trap, Colts-Falcons in Germany feels cursed, and I’m legally required to mention that Brock Bowers is that dude.
So if you like your NFL analysis with a side of dad jokes, dehydration, and emotional honesty, you’ll love this one. CJ’s betting wisdom is sharp, my sarcasm is thriving, and Joe Flacco is one well-timed cramp away from becoming America’s stepdad.
New episode is live — come for the bets, stay for the Ben Gay.
