What a wild week to be alive — both on the field and in my DMs.
Let’s start with the actual breaking news: Micah Parsons is a Green Bay Packer. Yes, you read that right. Jerry Jones sent Parsons to Green Bay in exchange for Kenny Clark and multiple first-round picks, and the NFL universe tilted on its axis. The Packers defense just went from “pretty good” to “straight-up terrifying,” and the futures markets immediately shifted. If you were fading Green Bay, it’s time to rethink. Parsons paired with Rashan Gary? Good luck to opposing quarterbacks.
To help me sort through it all, I brought on Nate Craig — stand-up comedian, actor, and diehard Packers fan. He gave us the fan-eye view of the trade, Jordan Love’s growth, and who’s worth a fantasy pick in Titletown. Then I pivoted to the numbers with Pete Nova, our resident D/ST guru, who dropped gems on why streaming defenses is the winning strategy and which overlooked units could make or break your fantasy season.
And because the universe doesn’t like me to just talk football, my dumb little tweet about Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift wound up in Page Six. Page. Freaking. Six. Suddenly people I haven’t heard from since high school are reposting me like they discovered the next Hemingway. It’s flattering, it’s bizarre, and it’s a reminder that you can spend hours grinding on content… and then it’s the throwaway line about Taylor Swift’s boyfriend that blows up.
Luckily, Producer Ryan hopped on at the end of the show to laugh through the madness with me, check some fantasy rosters, and remind me that if this show ever gets a Circa Millions entry named “Team Page Six,” we’re absolutely winning it all.
Micah Parsons in green, me in Page Six — what a time.
