Happy Monday, degenerates! Your girl is back from Circa’s Ultimate Contest Weekend in Vegas, and yes—my voice survived, barely. Between Producer Ryan chasing me around with a camera (until he ate it on the sportsbook floor), losing count of tequila shots, and signing us up for Circa Millions, I’m still recovering. But that’s what makes this time of year so much fun—NFL is BACK, baby.
This week’s episode was stacked. I had Jacob Infante on to talk about rookies who are absolutely going to mess up your fantasy drafts (in the best way). Caleb Williams has Bears fans already planning parades, Luther Burden looks like a cheat code, and I’m personally ready to be hurt again by drafting TreVeyon Henderson way too high. Jacob broke it all down like the draft nerd he is, and you’re going to want to hear which sleepers he swears by.
Then my guy JTuck from CFO Sports rolled through to talk Cowboys. And wow, Dallas fans—Micah Parsons is giving us soap opera energy, Dak Prescott is still the key to everything, and George Pickens could either win you your fantasy league or have Jerry Jones sweating his next contract negotiation. JTuck and I didn’t hold back, because if you’re betting Cowboys futures right now, you need all the caution flags.
We wrapped with some Circa chaos: me and Ryan officially entered the Millions contest (because apparently I like stress), told a few Vegas horror stories (shoutout Scott Bowser’s teeth), and previewed what’s ahead this week. If you want laughs, betting angles, and some raw honesty about my terrible fantasy draft strategy, this episode has it all.