There are two kinds of NFL fans: those who accept reality and Giants fans who spend four quarters screaming at their third-string quarterback.
Stephie Smalls attended Thursday night’s Giants-Commanders game, returned with a headache, and spent the first ten minutes of this episode telling Giants fans to get a grip. The season was never supposed to be a fairy tale. People are losing their minds over a team that’s already won more games than last year.
Her advice? Think about the bigger picture. Or, as the conversation somehow evolved, the bigger potatoes.
Producer Ryan eventually rescued the show from agricultural philosophy and steered things toward NFL Week 10 player props.
Trey McBride’s receptions against the Rams? Love it. George Kittle’s receiving yards against Dallas? Ryan’s Big Whitey Bet. A segment name that somehow continues to survive meetings with actual adults.
Stephie likes Drake Maye’s longest completion against Detroit. Who catches the pass? Not her problem. That’s somebody else’s potato.
Jaylen Warren, Hunter Henry, Bijan Robinson, Tommy Tremble, Justin Jefferson, and Jordan Addison also enter the conversation. Stephie is backing Addison’s longest reception again, apparently operating under the belief that the third time is legally required to be the charm.
Then it’s time for Circa Millions. Coming off a 4–1 week, Stephie and Ryan settle on the Cardinals, Steelers, Jaguars, Texans, and Ravens against the spread.
Ryan brings the statistics. Stephie brings the conviction. And Chargers fans learn that betting their team is not a personality trait.
It’s NFL betting analysis, emotional damage, and an unsolicited farming seminar.
All in 41 minutes.
