The leaves are falling (not the Leafs; they don’t fall until spring), so that must mean hockey season is right around the corner. Which means fantasy hockey season is here. While I can’t guarantee you’ll win your league, I can guarantee you’ll have the best team name. Here are the funniest fantasy hockey team names for the 2026/27 season (remember “funniest” is subjective).
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Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names for 2026
We’ll start our curation over at The One and Only and see what they have to offer:
No Regretzkys
The Mighty Drunks
Draft Day Disasters
Beer Pressure
The Ice Holes
Puck Around and Find Out
Wu Letang Clan
Oshie’s Eleven
Getzlaf My Lawn
Mid Ice Crisis
Healthy Scratches
The Future Considerations
Goal Diggers
Zero Pucks Given
Forecheck Yourself
Puck U
Not bad, not bad. Let’s add more options and head over to Fantasy Name HQ and get some more options:
McDavid Letterman
McDavid and Goliath
Makar and Cheese
Makar or Break Her
Ovi Achievers
Shesterkin Happens
Puck Norris
Puck Finn
Darth Skater
Save Ferris
Pasta La Vista
Bedard to the Bone
Now DirectTV has fantasy hockey team names?! Apparently they are diversifying their portfolio:
McDavid Copperfield
McDavid Blaine
The Leon King
Holy Makaroni
Dude, Where’s Makar?
What the Tkachuk?!
Mitch Please
License to Kirill
MacKinn’ It to Win It
Jurassic Barkov
The Eichel Tower
It’s Stammer Time
Aho No!
Aho My God!
Kopi and Paste
There are a lot more names out there if none of those work for you, but buyer beware – there’s plenty of stinkers. Regardless of your team name, good luck dominating your league this season.
If you’d like even more NHL talk, be sure to check out the Hockey Gambling Podcast. The guys are dropping multiple episodes a week to make you the smartest guy at the bar.
