If you’ve made it to the Divisional Round, congrats — either your team is still alive or you’ve emotionally detached and gone full prop sicko. This episode was very much for the second group. I was joined by Brad Allred to talk Divisional Round player props, best bets, and which franchises are actively ruining our weekends in real time.
We hit Bills–Broncos, Rams–Bears, Patriots–Texans, and Seahawks–49ers, breaking down why Josh Allen might need to put the entire city of Buffalo on his back again, why Dalton Kincaid keeps haunting my betting slip like an ex who “just wants closure,” and why DeAndre Swift might accidentally touch the ball 55 times in Chicago weather that feels illegal. We also talked Caleb Williams, Matthew Stafford’s love affair with throwing interceptions, Drake Maye scrambling into danger, and Kenneth Walker running like the Niners defense personally wronged him.
Then Producer Ryan popped in for Extra Holes, which quickly turned into NFL group therapy. We covered prison picks, which teams fooled us the longest, which fan bases need actual counseling, and why some teams look great on paper but play football like it’s their first day seeing grass.
If you’re betting this weekend, build smarter props. If you’re not betting, this episode will still make you feel emotionally prepared for what’s coming. You’re welcome.
