NFL Week 13 Picks: Weekend Dads & Duds, Early Betting Lines, Sharp Angles & Best Bets | Stephie Smalls Show 11.24.25

Today’s episode of Weekend Dads & Duds felt like the perfect snapshot of this ridiculous NFL season—equal parts chaos, comedy, and actual useful analysis (shocking, I know). Colby and I opened with the Bears doing whatever the Bears consider “football,” which immediately put us in the right unhinged emotional space for Week 13. From there, we launched straight into my favorite segment: shouting lovingly about who fathered the weekend and who absolutely flopped. Pro tip: If Jameis Winston is involved, expect passion. And confusion. And joy.

Once we finished roasting half the league, we shifted into early Week 13 lines—which, to be honest, might be the spiciest slate yet. Backup quarterbacks are everywhere, the Texans defense somehow matters, and the “first-start rule” continues to be my Roman Empire. We broke down matchups that already look trappy, overreactions that are definitely coming, and which opening numbers bettors should grab before Vegas sobers up.

Then McKee hopped in for Extra Holes, because of course he did, bringing his standard mix of college rivalry energy and quarterback slander. If you missed the live show, this episode is basically the full spectrum of what makes football beautiful: bad decisions, weird statistics, and us yelling about it like it’s therapy.

 

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