I swear, every year I say I’m not doing another Halloween stream, and every year I end up dressed like an adult who bought “NFL analyst” off Spirit.com. This week’s Stephie Smalls Show was a candy bag of player props — and yes, Scott Reichel brought the full-size bars.
We started spooky with Matthew Stafford no interception, because the only thing scarier than a Rams pick-six is me trusting their O-line. Then we hit Sam Darnold’s passing yards, which sounds cursed until you realize Washington’s defense is dressed up as a secondary. Amon-Ra St. Brown remains my seasonal obsession — he’s the only slot receiver who could haunt my dreams and still make me money.
From there, we carved up the weird ones: Tucker Kraft receptions, Kareem Hunt longest reception (don’t ask), and Bijan Robinson finally breaking one longer than a TikTok. CMC’s long rush prop might as well come with a trigger warning for 49ers fans, but I’m rolling with it. Herbert’s deep bomb and Christian Watson’s splash play complete the “trick-or-treat” portion of my card.
And because no episode is complete without a little chaos, I’m on Raiders moneyline, Cardinals +3, and a Texans-Broncos under that smells like a stale pumpkin patch. You can call it degenerate; I call it festive.
So that’s your Halloween recap: me, Reichel, a pile of props, and one very haunted spreadsheet. See you next week—same bat time, fewer candy wrappers, and hopefully more green screens than red numbers. 🎃
