Scott Bowser showed up exactly as expected — loud, hilarious, and already halfway down a digital horse-racing rabbit hole before I finished my first sentence. There’s just something about Bowser’s Vegas energy that infects the whole show; one minute we’re breaking down Tight End Week props, and the next he’s pitching a movie about Russell Wilson bounty-hunters. It’s the exact level of unhinged that makes me love doing this every Wednesday night.
We started with the player props, naturally. Tight End Week isn’t just a marketing gimmick — it’s basically my Super Bowl. Dalton Kincaid, Cade Otton, Jonnu Smith, Mason Taylor — I had them all in ladders, round robins, and whatever half-sane combination the sportsbooks would allow. Bowser kept egging me on, adding his own long-shot touchdown bets, and by the ten-minute mark we were both knee-deep in a tight-end cult meeting disguised as analysis. Somewhere in there I decided Bijan Robinson’s longest-reception prop was a spiritual truth, not a number.
Then Producer Ryan joined for Extra Holes, which immediately turned into a Circa Million confessional. After our 1-4 disaster last week, we needed a full-on redemption arc. We fought over Steelers +3 (“Tomlin as a home dog — write it in stone”), tried to pretend the Falcons –7.5 wasn’t emotional damage waiting to happen, and somehow convinced ourselves we’d finish 5-0. That’s the beauty of this show: we live in that sweet, delusional zone between analytics and prayer candles.
If you missed it live, watch the replay. It’s the perfect mix of Tight End Week props, Circa Million therapy, and Vegas degeneracy — exactly the way football should feel.
