If Week 6 taught us anything, it’s that the NFL hates logic, and I—Stephie Smalls—am apparently a glutton for punishment. So what do we do? We dive right back into the storm with our Week 7 player props, best bets, and Circa Millions picks that will absolutely test our sanity (and bankroll).
This week I brought in the always-entertaining Prince Hudda to trade barbs and betting slips. We opened hot with Travis Hunter Anytime TD, then danced through Geno Smith UNDER pass attempts, Mike Evans to score, and one of my personal faves—Trey McBride OVER receptions. Yes, I’m still living in the tight-end fantasy bubble and I refuse to come out.
Prince and I even hit on the emotional science of being a Patriots fan in 2025—spoiler: it involves denial, caffeine, and whatever therapy Bill Belichick refuses to attend. By the time we wrapped our Triple Ds and Stephception segments, I was convinced half of our audience had already built a parlay just to spite us.
Then Producer Ryan jumped in, beard gone, face smoother than a backup QB’s pocket presence. Right as he settled in, the line lit up: Tiny called from Yuma Prison for the legendary Prison Picks segment. Imagine getting NFL locks straight from behind bars. Tiny might not have Wi-Fi, but he’s got conviction—literally.
We closed it out with our Circa Millions picks, trying to will some “smart money” energy into existence. I can’t promise profit, but I can guarantee entertainment, a few bold takes, and at least one moment you’ll scream “WHY DID I LISTEN TO HER?!” while refreshing your sportsbook app.
If you missed it live, go watch the full episode on YouTube—timestamps in the description so you can skip right to your favorite flavor of degeneracy. Don’t forget to drop your Week 7 locks in the comments; if yours hit, I’ll pretend I had them too.