The NBA season is just around the corner, which means it’s fantasy basketball season once more! Arguably, the most important part of having a successful fantasy basketball season is having a quality team name. It sets the tone for your whole season. Here are the funniest fantasy basketball team names for the 2025/26 season.
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Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names For 2025
We start our journey to (hopefully) team name enlightenment at 107.5 The Fan, who promise to supply the “Top 50 All-Time Funniest Fantasy Basketball Team Names.” Let’s check out the validity of that claim:
Beal or No Beal
ChetGPT
It’s On Like Doncic Kong
Rock ‘Em, Siakam Robots
The Zion King
Ice Trae
Kawhian Punch
Winbanyama
Kawhiet Riot
Not bad, right? Now let’s head to FTN Fantasy, who offer up 300(!!) team names. Here are the best of the bunch:
Nickeilback
De’Andre Hunter Gatherer
False Flagg Operation
KlayStation
Jokic’s On You
Forever And Ever, Amen Thompson
Nembhard-Boiled Eggs
Eggs Bennedict Mathurin
Harden Of Eden
Steve Ballmer’s Aspirations
Who, What, When, Where, Kawhi
Lukalike
Brains Before LeBron
Knecht Four
What’s Up Doc Rivers
Hard To Randle
Grin And Gobert It
KATastrophe
Shai Stadium
Just In Cason
Huevos Bancheros
Jrue Or False
Digital Camara
Sir, This Is A Wemby’s
I Refuse To Make A Gradey Dick Pun
Ja’Kobe Ja’Bryant
Finally, we’ll let Rotowire wrap things up and offer up some good options:
Maxey-mum Effort
Chet Happens
Auto-Drafted All-Stars
Playing For Next Year
Trust the Process
Brunson Burner
KAT Got Your Tongue
LeBron in 60 Seconds
Kuminga to America
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