Another Tuesday, another chance to fix the mess that is your fantasy roster. Welcome back to waiver wire chaos, Week 6 edition. If you’re still talking yourself into Jalen Hyatt, please stop. I beg you. Put down the app and walk away. There are so many better options, and yes, I’m going to say it again: Theo Johnson is that dude. He’s getting red zone looks, he’s massive, and Jaxson Dart basically tucks him into bed at night with targets.
Chuck F. Bass jumped on the show with me to roast the Chargers backfield (don’t waste your waiver priority there unless you enjoy migraines) and hype up some sneaky adds like Kendre Miller. We also got into Darren Waller’s resurgence and the depressing list of players you can safely drop now. (Sorry, Chase Brown truthers — it’s not happening.)
Listener questions were as messy as always. “Fields or Kyler?” “Nix or Bryce Young?” My answers? Not great, but hey, at least I didn’t tell you to start Mac Jones.
Then came CJ Sullivan, bringing his blend of betting wisdom and standup-comic energy. We broke down Week 6 lines, dunked on the Giants’ turnovers, and talked through Thursday Night props. If you’re not smashing AJ Brown’s overs against that Giants secondary, what are we even doing here?
Finally, Producer Ryan closed us out with Circa Million picks. Yes, I pinky-promised to stop traveling on show days, and yes, we’re still trying to claw back into contest respectability. Pray for us.
Waivers, bets, dads, duds — the show had it all. If you want picks that win and jokes that sting, you know where to find me.
