It’s the most wonderful time of the year – fantasy football season is here again (oh – and real football on the field as well)! While there’s no guarantee that you’ll win your league title this season (especially if you’re in a league against me), you can at least make sure you have the best team name in your league – with our help. Here are the funniest fantasy football team names for 2025 – hope you like puns, wordplay, and innuendo.
Funniest Fantasy Football Team Names For 2025
We’ll kick off our journey at FTN to peruse their best team name suggestions:
Chicken Jockeys
Skibidi Rizz
Always A McBridesmaid
Human Dortch
Fire The Gannons
Bed, Bath & Bijan
Hey, You, Stay Off Of McCloud
Zay It Ain’t So
Shakir, Not Stirred
King Tet
No Hard Thielens
Rome Sweet Rome
Judge Jeudy
You Shedeur About That?
Fannin Of The Opera
The Empire Strikes Dak
Mingo Starr
Do You Believe In Love?
Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt
Cradle To The Musgrave
Tank You Very Much
11 Herberts & Spices
Etienne: The Extraterrestrial
Mahomes Depot
Wiley Coyote
Rainbow Herbert
McConkey Kong
Tua For The Money
Tua Lipa
Diggs In A Blanket
DeMario Brothers
DeMario And Luigi
Sorry Miss Jaxson
Won’t You Be My Nabers
Beaux Knows
Cool Breece
Breeces Christ
Metch Please
I’m Sorry Smith Jaxon
Lucky Bucky
Super Bowles
Ridley’s Believe It Or Not
Levis Jeans
Pollard Greens
Now, let’s give USA Today a crack at finding the perfect name for your team:
Kyler Instincts
Here Comes McBride
To Infinity and Bijan
Bateman and Ravens
The Cook-ie Monster
Knox Knox Jokes
The Bryce is Right
Re-Caleb-rated
Moore Touchdowns Please
Super Smash Burrows
Burrowito Bowl
Call of Jeudy
The Njoku’s on You
Slim Pickens
In Goff We Trust
Matthew Golden Girls
Mixon Match
Mahomes Improvement
Travis Kelce (Taylor’s Version)
Brock N’ Roll
Tyreek or Treat
Shake, Waddle and Roll
Hock N’ Roll
Olave Garden
Like a Good Nabers
Dart Spreading the News
Garretteed to Win
TaylorMade Touchdowns
Oh Saquon You See
Brock & A Hard Place
Run CMC
The Kittle Engine That Could
Calvin and the Chipmunks
The Tortured Punter’s Department
No Punt Intended
Finally, let’s head over to Fantasy Pros:
I Think I Pulled McCaff
Aiyukrazy?
Achane In The Membrane
Aiyukidding Me?
Achane Reaction
Jakobi-Wan Kenobi
Teenage Mutant Njigba Turtles
Breece’s Peanut Butter Kupp
Assassin’s Reed
You Underestimate My Bowers
Jonathan (Taylor’s Version)
Howdy, Nabers!
Knockin’ on Evans Door
Pirates of The CaribBijan
G’off My Lawn
Love Thy Nabers
Taco Dell
Amon The Edge Of Glory
Gone in 60 Saquons
Straight Outta Hampton
Kyrenosaurus Rex
Have Amari Christmas
Saquonda Forever
Lamb, Bam, Thank You Ma’am
SpaghEtienne Meatballs
McConkey Kong Country
Captain Jahmyrica
Ja’Marrs Attacks!
Sir Nix-A-Lot
Tyreek & Destroy
Kelce & The Sunshine Band
Spaghetti & Breece Halls
Now that we’ve got you covered with our best suggestions for a great team name, you’ve got to get your actual roster sorted. Make sure to check our fantasy football section of the site daily for advice that will hopefully help propel you to your league title this season. Good luck!
