Fantasy basketball may not be as popular as its football cousin, but that doesn’t mean it’s bereft of funny and/or clever team names. If you’re wondering what to name your team this upcoming season (which is creeping up on us – tip off is October 22), here’s a list of 80+ names that’ll make you the envy of your league.
First, some from a league I played in:
Notorious SVG
KyrieOnMyWaywardSon
Cookies & Kareem
Now some from my demented brain (living in the Toronto area, I’ve got Kawhi on that demented brain apparently):
Kawhi Not?
Kawhi Me a (Doc) Rivers (or Kawhi Me a Rivers, Doc)
We also put the question out on the cesspool known as Twitter, and we got a grab bag of results:
Droppin’ Duces
— Dr. Liam Sanchez The IVth (@iamandrewjcook) October 12, 2019
Get Help
— jacob bocanegra (@theSupremeJacob) October 12, 2019
Get Greek Freaky
— Sports Gambling Podcast (@GamblingPodcast) October 3, 2019
Kobe Wan-Kenobi
— Kobe Wan Kenobi 🥋 (@MONEYLINEMAMBA8) October 3, 2019
LeBronald Trump
— Dré Swanks (@DreSwanks) October 3, 2019
https://twitter.com/JetSoloman/status/1179809216116088832
The Green Zone
— Thomas The Degenerate (@Tommyfresh22) October 3, 2019
Double Winner Chicken Rat Dogs
— Chace (@FantasyFaddict) October 3, 2019
White NBA Players Lives Matter
— Meh Cannon (@empire_of_sham) October 3, 2019
Now some humorous ones from Sports Feel Good Stories:
Gettin’ Wiggy With It
Big Girls Don’t Kawhi
Better Call Gasol
Jrue Light Special
KATmandu
Go Harden the paint
Pau right in the kisser
DeAndre DeGiant
The Big Lebronski
I can’t believe it’s not Butler
Every Rose has its thorn
Build the John Wall
Rock Harden
Everybody Loves Draymond
Rondo Rousey
Curry the Team on my Back
Storm Serge
KAT in the Hat
Westbrook Baptist Church
Kyrie On Baggage
Ibaka Flocka Flame
Midnight Kawhiboys
Kawhi of the Tiger
Steph Boy Ardee
Imagine Dragan
Iblockalypse Brow
CP3-0
Double Lebrontondre
Fifty Shades of Klay
Kawhi 5-O
Warriors…come out and play!
How They Play has some choice nuggets as well:
Aminu Acids
Dedmon Don’t Talk
Tacko Bell
Tacko Tuesday
Steph Infection
Bol Movement
Too Good To Be Jrue
Shake and Blake
Out of My Teague
Smokin’ a Bol
Bang Bang Pau Pau
Irritable Bol Syndrome
Curry Up and Shoot
Jrues for Jesus
Kawhi So Serious
Nobody’s Fultz But Mine
Mo Bamba Blues
Bad to the Bojan
Biz Markieff
Do You Believe in Dragic?
All You Need is (Kevin) Love
Jrue Let the Dogs Out?
24 Caris Magic
Dr. Bealgood
Finally, Reddit is always a good source for nonsense – let’s see what they came up with:
LA Klawpers
CP3PEAT
No Habla Ingles
Rock’em Siakim Robots
System of a Towns
Anal Embiids
What does D Fox say?
Victor Oladeepthroat
Row, Row, Row Your Antetokounmpo
Oklahoma Shitty Bummer
The Kawhilight Zone
Klaws AnGeorgelese Klippers
