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East Carolina -7 @ Uconn
UConn has made improvements defensively but as a team they’re still god awful. East Carolina is solid. In fact, all of their losses are all to decent teams (Temple, Florida, BYU & Navy). UConn’s offense struggles to do anything. So stick with the movie Iron Will if you want to watch huskies win at something.
Virginia Tech -2.5 @ Boston College
Va Tech has quarterback Michael Brewer back so the offense will be better. Boston College is the worst offensive team in the country and feature the most unbelievable statistic of this years college football season. The golden eagles have yet to complete ten passes in a game vs a 1A opponent this year.
It’s 1930s football all over again at BC and their Freshman QB Troy Flutie better have few bowls of his uncles famous Flutie Flakes to inherit some Flutie magic because the hokies D is ran by a guy named Bud Foster last time I checked. Take the Hokies and thank me later.
Washington State +12 vs Stanford
Everybody is back riding Stanford as the pac 12 favorite. Their a veteran team with solid play at every level. However, Mike Leach and his pirate loving ass has the Cougs playing its best football in the past decade. The fans in Pullman should be lively I mean what else is there to do in Pullman on a saturday night? Cow tipping?
Seriously though, watch out for their Air Raid offense led by quarterback Luke Falk who is on pace for a thousand touchdown passes this year. I wouldn’t be surprised if the Cougs won out right but take the points just to be safe.
Colorado +21 @ UCLA
Yeah, I know the Buffs have been awful since entering the Pac 12 but 21 points is 21 points. Plus, UCLA has led the nation in douchebags since Troy Aikman & Ed O’Bannon and Josh Rosen appears to be following in their footsteps. The Bruins defense also has major injuries at each level so take the Buffs with the points.
Florida -3 vs Georgia
This game is known as “The Worlds Biggest Cocktail Party” a neutral site rivalry game played in Jacksonville where red necks from both states meet in the middle and drink so much that the town of Jacksonville actually becomes fun to party in.
Take the Gators -3 even though their without their PED loving QB. The Gator D might be the best in the country. Georgia is without star RB Nick Chubb and their 5th year senior graduate transfer quarterback Greyson Lambert is as shitty as they come.