The Stephie Smalls Show returned for another Tuesday golf therapy session, this time breaking down the Cadillac Championship at Doral, where the PGA Tour visits the Blue Monster and gamblers everywhere pretend they understand agronomy.
Stephie was joined by SGPN’s own Malcolm Bamford, a man currently juggling golf, soccer, baseball, and Kentucky Derby week like a bookmaker-powered circus performer.
The big question entering the event: Do you bet Scottie Scheffler at a tiny number, or do you choose joy?
Malcolm wisely chose Door Number Two.
Instead of laying short odds on Scottie, Malcolm looked at the without Scheffler market, because sometimes the smartest bet is admitting one guy might be playing a different sport than everyone else.
Golf Picks That Made Sense
Among the names discussed:
Jake Knapp: Hot form, strong fit, becoming too popular to be cool.
Russell Henley: Accuracy merchant. Human fairway finder.
Shane Lowry: Thursday king, weekend mystery.
Hideki Matsuyama: Quietly lurking like a man in a crime documentary.
Chris Gotterup: Name sounds made up. Game is not.
Kurt Kitayama: Longshot with enough upside to make your group chat annoying.
Stephie also delivered one of her strongest annual reminders: she is no meteorologist. If you want wind models and humidity charts, go bother someone else.
Then It Got Horsey
Because Malcolm has range, the show pivoted into Kentucky Derby picks, where he gave out:
Chief Wallaby (7-1)
Emerging Market (14-1)
Two horse names that sound fake, which usually means they’re live.
Final Thoughts
The episode had everything:
Golf picks
Derby bombs
Scottie skepticism
British charm
Stephie impatience
Zero wasted time
If you like betting content with actual personality, this was a heater.
