If you think sports betting can’t get any messier, try mixing it with a Four Loko. That’s exactly how I opened this week’s Stephie Smalls Show on SGPN — cracking open a neon green can of college trauma with our guest, Greg Peterson (aka G-Unit, aka the guy who probably knows more about baseball totals than your bookie’s bookie).
Before you ask: yes, it was gross. Yes, I still powered through. Yes, the flashbacks were real. Monster Piss is not just a frat drink — it’s a lifestyle.
NFL Week 6 Player Props: The Good, the Bad, and the Josh Jacobs
After I stopped gagging, Greg and I actually got down to business with NFL Week 6 best bets. Giants vs Eagles total at 40.5? Give me the over before my sanity runs out. Jake Ferguson over receptions against a weak Panthers linebacker corps? Please and thank you. Tetairoa McMillan’s receiving yards ladder? Don’t tempt me with a good time.
But the real hero of this show was Josh Jacobs. His rushing yards prop is practically a love letter to bettors. The Bengals can’t stop the run — I stand Jacobs, we all stand Jacobs, and you should too. Bonus points if you’re degenerate enough to sprinkle on multiple touchdowns.
Baseball Bets and Other Bad Ideas
Greg couldn’t resist sneaking in some MLB picks. Brewers vs Cubs total? He’s on the over. Me? I’m just on the over of surviving Four Loko poisoning.
Stephceptions and Triple Ds
You know me — longest receptions are my favorite props of all time. Troy Franklin over 18.5 yards. T-Mac over 23.5 yards. Trey Tucker over 19.5. Don’t get cute. Don’t second guess. Just smash. That’s a Stephception, baby. And yes, we did some Triple Ds (Dad, Dog, Dumbf*ck bets), because what’s a Thursday without chaos?
Enter Scott Reichel: The Extra Holes Era
Producer Ryan was off chasing comedy dreams in Fayetteville, so Scott Reichel stepped in. The man came prepared — maybe too prepared — and dropped props on JSN, Noah Gray, and even a kicker field goal total. We also bonded over the shared misery of being New York sports fans. Jets, Giants, Mets, Yankees — basically a Mount Rushmore of sadness.
Final Thoughts
If you like NFL Week 6 player props, best bets, and watching me regret my life choices in real time, this is your show. Between Greg’s baseball brain, Scott’s prop precision, and my bad decisions, you’re not just getting betting analysis — you’re getting a sports comedy variety hour that happens to (occasionally) win you money.
Listen to the full episode for all of our NFL Week 6 picks, plus an unhealthy amount of slander toward New York sports franchises. And remember: Four Loko is not a betting strategy, but it might explain some of my wagers.
