It’s starting to get chilly at nighttime, and some leaves are relocating from the trees to the ground, so it must be hockey season! With the 2025/26 NHL season just a few days away, it’s time to get your fantasy hockey team sorted. And we’ve got help for your most important decision – what to name your team. Here are the funniest fantasy hockey team names for the 2025/26 season.
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Funniest Fantasy Hockey Team Names For 2025
The Worldwide Leader promises us “99 Great Ones” in terms of fantasy hockey team names. Let’s peruse the list for the best one:
LabuBoone Jenner
SkibiDean Evason
Leon Forgot About Draisaitl
Cale Makarbonated beverage
Artemi Panarinse and repeat
Brayden Right To The Point
Lucas Everybody Loves Raymond
Drew Never In Doughty
Erik Haula If You Hear Me
R2-DTootoo
It’s a Neutral Zone Trap!
Dale Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Next, we’re off to For The Numbers to see what they can offer:
I Made A Messier
Hull And Oates
Killorn Or Be Killed
Tage Against The Machine
Staaled Out
Bedard And Breakfast
Bedard, Bath & Beyond
Meet Your Makar
Patrick Kane In The Membrane
Kasper The Friendly Ghost
McDavid And Goliath
All Barkov, No Bite
Tkachuk Norris
Kleven Deadly Sins
Leevi Strauss
Respect Your Ellers
Sidney Crosby, Stills & Nash
Eichel Tower
Sweet Ovechkin Music
Go To Hellebuyck
Finally, off to XbotGo, whatever that is:
Auston City Limits
Connor McJesus
Pasta La Vista
The Great British Barkov
Cale Salad
Hughes it Or Lose It
Dumba and Dumber
Weekend at Bernier’s
Natural Born Kellers
Ranger Things
Malkin In The Middle
Staal In The Family
Oshie Can You See
If you’d like even more NHL talk, be sure to check out the Hockey Gambling Podcast. The guys are dropping multiple episodes a week to make you the smartest guy at the bar.
