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25 Things Witnessed At The Eagles Parade

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Going to the Eagles parade was truly a once in a lifetime experience. Getting to roam the streets of Philadelphia with millions of other Birds fans was something I’ll never forget. I spent the parade posted up at the Art Museum steps and here’s a list of all the things I got to witness (either in person or on social media) on that fateful day. Here is my Eagles Parade recap!

1. A man dressed as an Eagle hanging out in a tree.
eagles fan in tree

2. Jason Kelce putting Mike Lombardi in a locker.

3. Millions of Eagles fans in one location.

4. Jason Kelce making fun of Lane Johnson “not being able to lay off the juice.”

5. A Trust The Process Chant as someone attempted to climb a light pole.

6. An ASS-HOLE chant after someone dropped a beer that was thrown at them while sitting on a light pole.

7. An ASS-HOLE chant after someone fell off a light pole.

8. A small child getting his first taste of throwing something into the crowd when he chucked a brown days old banana at unsuspecting spectators.

9. Doug P one handing a cold one!

10. A man urinating into a solo cup.

11. A woman urinating into a solo cup, minutes after she accused everyone around her of being “typical Philly trash!”

12. A sign that Tom Brady has been sent to “The Pit Of Misery!”

13. A “BIG DICK NICK” chant that drowned out Foles’ actual speech.

14. Multiple home made Super Bowl trophies made out of aluminum foil.

15. A hilariously discarded Lululemon yoga bag.
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16. A ‘Philly Dilly’ skywriter.

17. A guy who brought 70 pieces of fried chicken that he made with his air fryer and was handing them out like they were Trick O’ Treat candy. Thanks man!

18. A man get yelled at for using foul language when there are kids around.

19. A man yelling at another guy “Why would you bring him here? How hard is it to get a fucking babysitter?”

20. A fan base not ready to lose their edge.

21. Some love for Long Cox.
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22. A bunch of dudes not afraid to get emotional.

23. Eagles fan on Eagles fan crime!

24. A lot of light pole climbing.

25. Dancing cops!

Philly cops dancing with the fans at the super bowl championship parade, till the boss man notices. from r/eagles

Sean Green is co-host of The Sports Gambling Podcast. When he isn't giving out his free NFL picks, he works as a stand up comedian, writer and producer. He's currently the head writer and supervising producer on "Crashletes" but has also written for Ridiculousness (MTV), SFTHF (Full Screen) and Guy Code (MTV Digital). Sean also hosts his own late night sports talk show "Sean's Sports Show".

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